Five Paragraph Theme

I really enjoyed Sandra Boynton's essay.  Being a humorist, I found it easy and understandable to follow her drawing of the monster of sorts that was the "Five-Paragraph Theme".  I really thought it was kind of weird though to put the COLOR section at the bottom of the picture.  This kind of in a way threw me off coarse, because you are focusing on what the paper is supposed to be and then out of no where you are being told "glossy rose colored exterior"?